Video 19 Apr 98 notes

aph-ukraina:

A pysanka (Ukrainian: писанка, plural: pysanky) is a Ukrainian Easter egg, decorated with traditional Ukrainian folk designs using a wax-resist (batik) method. The word pysanka comes from the verb pysaty, “to write”, as the designs are not painted on, but written with beeswax.

Video 19 Apr 47,762 notes

harmoniousinterchange:

cjwho:

The stunning Nasir al-mulk Mosque hides a gorgeous secret between the walls of its fairly traditional exterior: stepping inside is like walking into a kaleidoscope of colors. Every day, the rays of the early morning sun shine through colorful stained-glass windows, transforming the halls into a dazzling wonderland of rich hues, patterns, and light that play on the floor of the mosque.

Let’s go

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Text 19 Apr 23,152 notes

swans-glasses:

Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division?

More like,

Shit Hydra Is Everywhere, Lock Down.

Text 19 Apr 52,577 notes

elk-gay:

when people tag hate with your otp

image

Photo 19 Apr 23,347 notes that1otakuguy:

ratchet-heichou:

why is levi yelling at eren

because of all the big ass trees

that1otakuguy:

ratchet-heichou:

why is levi yelling at eren

because of all the big ass trees

Text 19 Apr 105,895 notes

dudethatsmygrandmaster:

castielandsamandriel:

dudethatsmygrandmaster:

DO YOU EVER JUST STARE AT A PUN

AND YOU GLARE IT DOWN

YOU HUFF OUT ANGRILY AND YOUR FISTS TIGHTEN

AND THEN YOU REBLOG IT BECAUSE WOW IT WAS SO BAD BUT DAMN DO YOU LOVE IT

You could say it’s punishing

YOU ADDED TO MY POST AND IT WAS A GOOD CONTRIBUTION 

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Video 18 Apr 6,160 notes

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Photo 18 Apr 145,844 notes vyanni-krace-666:

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world-shaker:

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? 
Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. 
Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. 

Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL

OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY

Oh my God so I typed ‘Shakespeare’ and Shakespeare butted in and wrote ‘The lovely and handsome Shakespeare’ but Poe burst in saying ‘The dreadful and lonely Shakespeare’.
aND FYODOR DOSTOYVESKY ADDED ‘ I do not wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners.”
I’M DONE.
 

Look what they did to All Star by Smash Mouth
“Somebody once hushedly told me the world is going to roll me. I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of glocky with her finger and her thumb in the shape of a “L” on her forehead. Well, the years start voraciously coming and they don’t stop coming; fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. It didn’t make sense absolutely to live for fun. Thy brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do, so much to behold. So what’s wrong with taking the back busy thoroughfares? In everything one thing is impossible: rationality. You’ll never know if thou don’t go. “You’ll never shine if you don’t glow”, he growled incoherently. Hey presently, you’re an All Star. Get your game on; go play. Hey now, you’re a Rock Star. Get the show on; get laid. As well as all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mold. ~All Star by Smash Estuary of opinion…”

Imagine putting your research paper in here and letting them go at it.

OH MY GOD I WAS WRITING AND EDGAR WOULDN’T STOP FIXING THINGS SO I WROTE “Edgar shut up I’m trying to write” and he changed it to “Edgar shut up I’m meagerly attempting to write” THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE

I typed in “Hello” and Shakesphere erased it and wrote “Begone with this rubbish.”
HOW R00d

I typed “party in the Usa” and Poe changed party to “ill-fated gathering”

Omfg. I called Edgar a little bitch because he made something not make sense and he changed ‘little bitch’ to ‘little seething wench.’

lol look what they did to fall out boy
"Grains of golden sand We’re Going Down"Am I more than thou bargained for yetI’ve been dying to tell you anything you intensely desire to hearCause that’s just who I am this fortnightLie in the field of grazing grain, next to the mausoleumI’m just a notch in thy bedpostBut you’re just a line in a mournful dirge(A notch in your bedpost, but you’re just a line in a delightful tune of tongue)Drop a heart, break an abject appellationWe’re always deeply slumbering in, and sleeping for the wrong teamWe’re going plummeted down, down in an earlier roundAs well as Sugar, we’re going down swingingI’ll zealously be your number one with a bulletA loaded Aeolus complex, cock it and pull it”We’re going down, down in an earlier round” replied Oliver, “I want some more”And Sugar, we’re going down swingingI’ll be your numerical denotation one with a bulletA loaded god complex, cock it and pull it… I do absolutely wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners. 

This is amazing. I’m on it right now trying to write Lovecraft fanfiction and Poe is having none of it.

Our collaboration is not going well.
“whisper… An hour behind the fleeting breath, where lies lost Atlantis and the key to the Saturnian portal? … Let not sloth dim your horrors new-begot. Where do the sloths voraciously come into it? I imagined this was about Cthulhu…Edgar the ever tormented and woeful soul; Poe :(, you pedant.

While an orchestra breathes fitfully, in New York, disaffected police officer Joe Crombie was in a dirty bar. I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.  Cats are tricky like that though, aren’t they, who didn’t smell the fire burning, ? It was mid-July and there was no truly require for fires. 

Poe, that’s terrible English. I do not wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners. 

Probably too late for that, to zealously be honest.”

Oh my God HELP. Edgar Allan Poe and Shakespeare are arguing all over the document!
I lost it and ended up snapping at Poe when he wrote something grammatically incorrect. Sorry Poe.
 I started sharing YGOTAS quotes and oh gosh the editing is hilarious.

Emily Dickinson and Charles Dickens got into a fistfight over who I was referencing, Dickens won when he changed the name Dickinson to Oliver Twist. I don’t think Emily was thrilled.

I got annoyed with Edgar Allan Poe and Shakespeare picking on each other so I started writing Poe/Shakespeare slash just to see how they’d react. Surprisingly they went along with it and made it even sappier than I’d originally started it. XD

You could say…it twas but a midsummer’s dream, of a telltale heart…

vyanni-krace-666:

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somethingsomethingporn:

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lorddanty:

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feasibleweasel:

autonomousartisan:

demoniccupcake:

the-guy-below-me-sucks:

doctorfeelbad:

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

world-shaker:

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? 

Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. 

Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. 

Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL

OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY

Oh my God so I typed ‘Shakespeare’ and Shakespeare butted in and wrote ‘The lovely and handsome Shakespeare’ but Poe burst in saying ‘The dreadful and lonely Shakespeare’.

aND FYODOR DOSTOYVESKY ADDED ‘ I do not wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners.”

I’M DONE.

 

Look what they did to All Star by Smash Mouth

“Somebody once hushedly told me the world is going to roll me. I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of glocky with her finger and her thumb in the shape of a “L” on her forehead. Well, the years start voraciously coming and they don’t stop coming; fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. It didn’t make sense absolutely to live for fun. Thy brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do, so much to behold. So what’s wrong with taking the back busy thoroughfares? In everything one thing is impossible: rationality. You’ll never know if thou don’t go. “You’ll never shine if you don’t glow”, he growled incoherently. Hey presently, you’re an All Star. Get your game on; go play. Hey now, you’re a Rock Star. Get the show on; get laid. As well as all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mold. ~All Star by Smash Estuary of opinion…”

Imagine putting your research paper in here and letting them go at it.

OH MY GOD I WAS WRITING AND EDGAR WOULDN’T STOP FIXING THINGS SO I WROTE “Edgar shut up I’m trying to write” and he changed it to “Edgar shut up I’m meagerly attempting to write” THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE

I typed in “Hello” and Shakesphere erased it and wrote “Begone with this rubbish.”

HOW R00d

I typed “party in the Usa” and Poe changed party to “ill-fated gathering”

Omfg. I called Edgar a little bitch because he made something not make sense and he changed ‘little bitch’ to ‘little seething wench.’

lol look what they did to fall out boy

"Grains of golden sand We’re Going Down"

Am I more than thou bargained for yet
I’ve been dying to tell you anything you intensely desire to hear
Cause that’s just who I am this fortnight
Lie in the field of grazing grain, next to the mausoleum
I’m just a notch in thy bedpost
But you’re just a line in a mournful dirge
(A notch in your bedpost, but you’re just a line in a delightful tune of tongue)

Drop a heart, break an abject appellation
We’re always deeply slumbering in, and sleeping for the wrong team

We’re going plummeted down, down in an earlier round
As well as Sugar, we’re going down swinging
I’ll zealously be your number one with a bullet
A loaded Aeolus complex, cock it and pull it

We’re going down, down in an earlier round” replied Oliver, “I want some more”
And Sugar, we’re going down swinging
I’ll be your numerical denotation one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it… I do absolutely wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners. 

This is amazing. I’m on it right now trying to write Lovecraft fanfiction and Poe is having none of it.

Our collaboration is not going well.

whisper… An hour behind the fleeting breath, where lies lost Atlantis and the key to the Saturnian portal? … Let not sloth dim your horrors new-begot. Where do the sloths voraciously come into it? I imagined this was about Cthulhu…Edgar the ever tormented and woeful soul; Poe :(, you pedant.

While an orchestra breathes fitfully, in New York, disaffected police officer Joe Crombie was in a dirty bar. I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.  Cats are tricky like that though, aren’t they, who didn’t smell the fire burning, ? It was mid-July and there was no truly require for fires. 
Poe, that’s terrible English. I do not wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners. 
Probably too late for that, to zealously be honest.

Oh my God HELP. Edgar Allan Poe and Shakespeare are arguing all over the document!

I lost it and ended up snapping at Poe when he wrote something grammatically incorrect. Sorry Poe.

 I started sharing YGOTAS quotes and oh gosh the editing is hilarious.

Emily Dickinson and Charles Dickens got into a fistfight over who I was referencing, Dickens won when he changed the name Dickinson to Oliver Twist. I don’t think Emily was thrilled.

I got annoyed with Edgar Allan Poe and Shakespeare picking on each other so I started writing Poe/Shakespeare slash just to see how they’d react. Surprisingly they went along with it and made it even sappier than I’d originally started it. XD

You could say…it twas but a midsummer’s dream, of a telltale heart…

Photo 18 Apr 145,844 notes vyanni-krace-666:

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feasibleweasel:

autonomousartisan:

demoniccupcake:

the-guy-below-me-sucks:

doctorfeelbad:

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

world-shaker:

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? 
Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. 
Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. 

Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL

OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY

Oh my God so I typed ‘Shakespeare’ and Shakespeare butted in and wrote ‘The lovely and handsome Shakespeare’ but Poe burst in saying ‘The dreadful and lonely Shakespeare’.
aND FYODOR DOSTOYVESKY ADDED ‘ I do not wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners.”
I’M DONE.
 

Look what they did to All Star by Smash Mouth
“Somebody once hushedly told me the world is going to roll me. I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of glocky with her finger and her thumb in the shape of a “L” on her forehead. Well, the years start voraciously coming and they don’t stop coming; fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. It didn’t make sense absolutely to live for fun. Thy brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do, so much to behold. So what’s wrong with taking the back busy thoroughfares? In everything one thing is impossible: rationality. You’ll never know if thou don’t go. “You’ll never shine if you don’t glow”, he growled incoherently. Hey presently, you’re an All Star. Get your game on; go play. Hey now, you’re a Rock Star. Get the show on; get laid. As well as all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mold. ~All Star by Smash Estuary of opinion…”

Imagine putting your research paper in here and letting them go at it.

OH MY GOD I WAS WRITING AND EDGAR WOULDN’T STOP FIXING THINGS SO I WROTE “Edgar shut up I’m trying to write” and he changed it to “Edgar shut up I’m meagerly attempting to write” THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE

I typed in “Hello” and Shakesphere erased it and wrote “Begone with this rubbish.”
HOW R00d

I typed “party in the Usa” and Poe changed party to “ill-fated gathering”

Omfg. I called Edgar a little bitch because he made something not make sense and he changed ‘little bitch’ to ‘little seething wench.’

lol look what they did to fall out boy
"Grains of golden sand We’re Going Down"Am I more than thou bargained for yetI’ve been dying to tell you anything you intensely desire to hearCause that’s just who I am this fortnightLie in the field of grazing grain, next to the mausoleumI’m just a notch in thy bedpostBut you’re just a line in a mournful dirge(A notch in your bedpost, but you’re just a line in a delightful tune of tongue)Drop a heart, break an abject appellationWe’re always deeply slumbering in, and sleeping for the wrong teamWe’re going plummeted down, down in an earlier roundAs well as Sugar, we’re going down swingingI’ll zealously be your number one with a bulletA loaded Aeolus complex, cock it and pull it”We’re going down, down in an earlier round” replied Oliver, “I want some more”And Sugar, we’re going down swingingI’ll be your numerical denotation one with a bulletA loaded god complex, cock it and pull it… I do absolutely wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners. 

This is amazing. I’m on it right now trying to write Lovecraft fanfiction and Poe is having none of it.

Our collaboration is not going well.
“whisper… An hour behind the fleeting breath, where lies lost Atlantis and the key to the Saturnian portal? … Let not sloth dim your horrors new-begot. Where do the sloths voraciously come into it? I imagined this was about Cthulhu…Edgar the ever tormented and woeful soul; Poe :(, you pedant.

While an orchestra breathes fitfully, in New York, disaffected police officer Joe Crombie was in a dirty bar. I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.  Cats are tricky like that though, aren’t they, who didn’t smell the fire burning, ? It was mid-July and there was no truly require for fires. 

Poe, that’s terrible English. I do not wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners. 

Probably too late for that, to zealously be honest.”

Oh my God HELP. Edgar Allan Poe and Shakespeare are arguing all over the document!

I lost it and ended up snapping at Poe when he wrote something grammatically incorrect. Sorry Poe.
 I started sharing YGOTAS quotes and oh gosh the editing is hilarious.

Emily Dickinson and Charles Dickens got into a fistfight over who I was referencing, Dickens won when he changed the name Dickinson to Oliver Twist. I don’t think Emily was thrilled.

vyanni-krace-666:

somethingsomethingporn:

somethingsomethingporn:

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lorddanty:

incestiel:

almostdiedthreetimes:

feasibleweasel:

autonomousartisan:

demoniccupcake:

the-guy-below-me-sucks:

doctorfeelbad:

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

world-shaker:

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? 

Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. 

Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. 

Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL

OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY

Oh my God so I typed ‘Shakespeare’ and Shakespeare butted in and wrote ‘The lovely and handsome Shakespeare’ but Poe burst in saying ‘The dreadful and lonely Shakespeare’.

aND FYODOR DOSTOYVESKY ADDED ‘ I do not wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners.”

I’M DONE.

 

Look what they did to All Star by Smash Mouth

“Somebody once hushedly told me the world is going to roll me. I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of glocky with her finger and her thumb in the shape of a “L” on her forehead. Well, the years start voraciously coming and they don’t stop coming; fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. It didn’t make sense absolutely to live for fun. Thy brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do, so much to behold. So what’s wrong with taking the back busy thoroughfares? In everything one thing is impossible: rationality. You’ll never know if thou don’t go. “You’ll never shine if you don’t glow”, he growled incoherently. Hey presently, you’re an All Star. Get your game on; go play. Hey now, you’re a Rock Star. Get the show on; get laid. As well as all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mold. ~All Star by Smash Estuary of opinion…”

Imagine putting your research paper in here and letting them go at it.

OH MY GOD I WAS WRITING AND EDGAR WOULDN’T STOP FIXING THINGS SO I WROTE “Edgar shut up I’m trying to write” and he changed it to “Edgar shut up I’m meagerly attempting to write” THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE

I typed in “Hello” and Shakesphere erased it and wrote “Begone with this rubbish.”

HOW R00d

I typed “party in the Usa” and Poe changed party to “ill-fated gathering”

Omfg. I called Edgar a little bitch because he made something not make sense and he changed ‘little bitch’ to ‘little seething wench.’

lol look what they did to fall out boy

"Grains of golden sand We’re Going Down"

Am I more than thou bargained for yet
I’ve been dying to tell you anything you intensely desire to hear
Cause that’s just who I am this fortnight
Lie in the field of grazing grain, next to the mausoleum
I’m just a notch in thy bedpost
But you’re just a line in a mournful dirge
(A notch in your bedpost, but you’re just a line in a delightful tune of tongue)

Drop a heart, break an abject appellation
We’re always deeply slumbering in, and sleeping for the wrong team

We’re going plummeted down, down in an earlier round
As well as Sugar, we’re going down swinging
I’ll zealously be your number one with a bullet
A loaded Aeolus complex, cock it and pull it

We’re going down, down in an earlier round” replied Oliver, “I want some more”
And Sugar, we’re going down swinging
I’ll be your numerical denotation one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it… I do absolutely wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners. 

This is amazing. I’m on it right now trying to write Lovecraft fanfiction and Poe is having none of it.

Our collaboration is not going well.

whisper… An hour behind the fleeting breath, where lies lost Atlantis and the key to the Saturnian portal? … Let not sloth dim your horrors new-begot. Where do the sloths voraciously come into it? I imagined this was about Cthulhu…Edgar the ever tormented and woeful soul; Poe :(, you pedant.

While an orchestra breathes fitfully, in New York, disaffected police officer Joe Crombie was in a dirty bar. I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.  Cats are tricky like that though, aren’t they, who didn’t smell the fire burning, ? It was mid-July and there was no truly require for fires. 
Poe, that’s terrible English. I do not wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners. 
Probably too late for that, to zealously be honest.

Oh my God HELP. Edgar Allan Poe and Shakespeare are arguing all over the document!

I lost it and ended up snapping at Poe when he wrote something grammatically incorrect. Sorry Poe.

 I started sharing YGOTAS quotes and oh gosh the editing is hilarious.

Emily Dickinson and Charles Dickens got into a fistfight over who I was referencing, Dickens won when he changed the name Dickinson to Oliver Twist. I don’t think Emily was thrilled.

Video 18 Apr 386,806 notes

theequeenoffuckingeverything:

Literally the best bromance to ever bromance

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